The fox and the goose got married.
The wolf asked the fox if he'd eaten the goose.
The fox said: "Naw, geese aren't good to eat."
One day the fox ate the goose in spite of himself.
A pack of hounds smoked the fox out of his house.
The hounds chased the fox until the whole wood was in chaos.
Finally the hounds caught the fox and made a fur stole of him.
Animal rights activists threw paint on the fox stole.
Then a tornado made hot dogs of all the hounds.
The wolf ate up all the hot dogs and got anorexia.
The moral of the snowy day was: Geese are as good to eat as fox fur is warm.
Alternate ending: The hounds caught the fox and turned him into a rock.
The moral of that story: Go to Pro-Video and Get the picture!
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